Jokes…
Since I’m kind of in comedy mode, I’m gonna post some funny stuff that has nothing to do with Japanese language or culture. And I’m going to do it on a regular basis.
So, that said, here’s some friggin’ jokes for ya. Stop me if you’ve heard it before.
A guy gets out of prison and all he wants to do is get laid. So he goes to the local “hot spot” in search of a working girl and spots a good looking gal with blonde hair standing on the corner.
“How much for a blowjob?” he asks.
“$50″ she replies.
“Here’s $75. Hop in!” he says as he hands her the money.
She then replies, “Put your hands where I can see them. You’re under arrest for solicitation of sex.”
Since prostitution is illegal and in direct violation of his parole, the man goes immediately back to prison.
Hahaha! Oh you’ve heard it? Alright I’ve got another…
A guy walks into a bar and goes straight to the closest stool and immediately sits down. Bartender says, “Can I get you something, sir?”
“I’ll just have a glass of water for now. I’m just waiting for a friend to meet me here.”
Later, another guy walks in and greets the man waiting. They briefly converse and then decide to move on to another bar. For a split second, as he watches them leave, the bartender wonders where they might be going and why it’s a more appealing location than his bar. Then another patron walks in and he quickly has to shift his focus back to serving drinks.
Hehahehaheha! I love that one. Eh? You’re not laughing. Hmm… OK, how ’bout a knock-knock joke. Everybody loves those…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Janet.
Janet who?
Janet Meyers. Is Seth home?
Seth?
Seth Turner.
Oh, I’m afraid the Turners moved last month.
Oh is that so? Well, I apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks for your time. Bye bye now.
Hohohohohohoho- eh? You’re still not laughing.
Geez, you’ve got no sense of humor.
